Slow-rising toast
Press it into the desk and it takes its time coming back up. Realistic enough that people do a double-take.
- Slow-return foam
- Looks like real toast — that is the joke
- Quiet fidget for desks and classrooms
Press it into the desk and it takes its time coming back up. Realistic enough that people do a double-take.
Stretchy, squashy and impossible to leave alone once it is sitting on your desk.
Squash it flat and watch it puff back out. The desk toy everyone in the office ends up wanting.
Brush the coat, press the button, and the fur lifts straight off the bristles into the bin.
The NeeDoh ice cube set — squeeze, stretch and squash, with a different feel in every one.
Fills a bedroom with drifting stars and nebula colour. The under-£20 gift that gets the biggest reaction.
USB-C rechargeable, three speeds, fits in a drawer. The cheapest upgrade a home coffee habit can get.
Clips to the air vent and grabs the phone magnetically. One hand, no fiddling, rotates to whatever angle you need.
A wooden mechanical locomotive you build piece by piece. Hours of quiet, and a model worth keeping at the end.
Sticks to the floor, holds a treat and squeaks when they work at it. Buys you an hour.
Freeze the roller, run it over a puffy face, finish with the gua sha. Cold, cheap and oddly addictive.
A little astronaut throws a whole nebula across your ceiling. Bought for the kids, kept by the adults.